| singular | plural |
| Infinitive | | |
| crap | |
| present simple | | |
| 1 | I crap | we crap |
| 2 | you crap | you crap |
| 3 | he/she/it craps | they crap |
| past simple | | |
| 1 | I crapped | we crapped |
| 2 | you crapped | you crapped |
| 3 | he/she/it crapped | they crapped |
| future simple | | |
| 1 | I will/shall crap | we will/shall crap |
| 2 | you will/shall crap | you will/shall crap |
| 3 | he/she/it will/shall crap | they will/shall crap |
| conditional simple | | |
| 1 | I would crap | we would crap |
| 2 | you would crap | you would crap |
| 3 | he/she/it would crap | they would crap |
| present continuous | | |
| 1 | I am crapping | we are crapping |
| 2 | you are crapping | you are crapping |
| 3 | he/she/it is crapping | they are crapping |
| past continuous | | |
| 1 | I was crapping | we were crapping |
| 2 | you were crapping | you were crapping |
| 3 | he/she/it was crapping | they were crapping |
| future continuous | | |
| 1 | I will be crapping | we will be crapping |
| 2 | you will be crapping | you will be crapping |
| 3 | he/she/it will be crapping | they will be crapping |
| conditional continuous | | |
| 1 | I would be crapping | we would be crapping |
| 2 | you would be crapping | you would be crapping |
| 3 | he/she/it would be crapping | they would be crapping |
| present perfect | | |
| 1 | I have crapped | we have crapped |
| 2 | you have crapped | you have crapped |
| 3 | he/she/it has crapped | they have crapped |
| past perfect | | |
| 1 | I had crapped | we had crapped |
| 2 | you had crapped | you had crapped |
| 3 | he/she/it had crapped | they had crapped |
| future perfect | | |
| 1 | I will have crapped | we will have crapped |
| 2 | you will have crapped | you will have crapped |
| 3 | he/she/it will have crapped | they will have crapped |
| conditional perfect | | |
| 1 | I would have crapped | we would have crapped |
| 2 | you would have crapped | you would have crapped |
| 3 | he/she/it would have crapped | they would have crapped |
