| singular | plural |
| Infinitive | | |
| piss | |
| present simple | | |
| 1 | I piss | we piss |
| 2 | you piss | you piss |
| 3 | he/she/it pisses | they piss |
| past simple | | |
| 1 | I pissed | we pissed |
| 2 | you pissed | you pissed |
| 3 | he/she/it pissed | they pissed |
| future simple | | |
| 1 | I will/shall piss | we will/shall piss |
| 2 | you will/shall piss | you will/shall piss |
| 3 | he/she/it will/shall piss | they will/shall piss |
| conditional simple | | |
| 1 | I would piss | we would piss |
| 2 | you would piss | you would piss |
| 3 | he/she/it would piss | they would piss |
| present continuous | | |
| 1 | I am pissing | we are pissing |
| 2 | you are pissing | you are pissing |
| 3 | he/she/it is pissing | they are pissing |
| past continuous | | |
| 1 | I was pissing | we were pissing |
| 2 | you were pissing | you were pissing |
| 3 | he/she/it was pissing | they were pissing |
| future continuous | | |
| 1 | I will be pissing | we will be pissing |
| 2 | you will be pissing | you will be pissing |
| 3 | he/she/it will be pissing | they will be pissing |
| conditional continuous | | |
| 1 | I would be pissing | we would be pissing |
| 2 | you would be pissing | you would be pissing |
| 3 | he/she/it would be pissing | they would be pissing |
| present perfect | | |
| 1 | I have pissed | we have pissed |
| 2 | you have pissed | you have pissed |
| 3 | he/she/it has pissed | they have pissed |
| past perfect | | |
| 1 | I had pissed | we had pissed |
| 2 | you had pissed | you had pissed |
| 3 | he/she/it had pissed | they had pissed |
| future perfect | | |
| 1 | I will have pissed | we will have pissed |
| 2 | you will have pissed | you will have pissed |
| 3 | he/she/it will have pissed | they will have pissed |
| conditional perfect | | |
| 1 | I would have pissed | we would have pissed |
| 2 | you would have pissed | you would have pissed |
| 3 | he/she/it would have pissed | they would have pissed |
